Why trees and cars don't go together

So, I was 5 minutes from home, thinking, "Wow, I should have time to cook real food (not left-over, left-overs).  And then the 4-Runner took on a life of it's own:  "Those trees over there look really nice - aren't those nice trees over there?"  and then it as, "Slide!"  and then "Scrape" and then "Bam" and then lots and lots of little pieces of my former window were sprayed all over and, well, we had left-over left-overs - again.  Oh, and driving those 28 miles to Telluride the next morning in sub-zero temperatures, sans the window, that was FUN!