Snow Daze

It is past my comprehension that there is a global warming crisis.  While glaciers may be melting somewhere on a computer generated movie, it is cold enough in Telluride to freeze fire.  Just walking across the street causes the snot in your nose to freeze all the way into your cerebral cortex.  Yes, it is beautiful in the mountains with all the snow glistening in the sun, but that is the BIG deception.  Beautiful does not make one warm and right now - I need WARM.  I can not believe it is only the middle of February, which means approximately two and a half more months of sub freezing temperatures and chance of snow on a daily basis.  What, of what, am I to do.  I'll tell you what I am to do - find a hot tub (anyone's will do), climb in with my thermals on, and read War and Peace from cover to cover.  Happy Valentine's Day!